Tiff's Tips Issue #1

Dear Tiff, I have to write for the school newspaper, but I haven’t started yet. What should I do? From a concerned Tiff.

Hey Concerned,

Don’t worry. Just wait until the last minute, and make up fake advice. It doesn’t matter if it’s even good.

Dear Tiff, I really like my job at All Star Bagels (located at 300 Market Street, Lewisburg, PA, 17837). From a Happy Tiff.

Hey Happy,

Is there a question?

Dear Tiff, Nah just wanted to let everyone know. Am I famous? From a Tiff.

Hey Tiff ,

Shut up.

Dear Tiff, What is your favorite sandwich at All Star bagels, located at 300 Market Street, Lewisburg, PA, 17837. From a Hungry Tiff.

Hey Hungry,

A Grand Slam. Also please stop emailing. It’s kinda creepy at this point.

Dear Tiff, Do you want to hang at All Star Bagels, located at 300 Market Street, Lewisburg, PA, 17837. From a Lonely Tiff.

Hey Lonely.

NO. This isn’t tinder, it’s an advice column.

The End of an Era