Tiff's Tips Issue #25
- lahsnews
- Jan 23, 2018
- 1 min read
Dear Tiff, everything I write for the school newspaper is the writing equivalent of a dumpster fire. What should I do? - Tiff
Oh god, you’re still emailing? Anyways, don’t worry about it being good. I can barely string a competent sentence together and I have my own advice column (ask my proofreader Draven, he’ll tell you). Seriously though, stop emailing me.
Dear Tiff, another writer at LAHS News (https://lahsnews.wixsite.com/lahs) didn’t rate Jarritos number one on the Glass Soda Ranking. What can I do? - Tiff
Well Mr. Russell regretfully just told me I can’t legally tell you to spray paint his car in order to avoid copyright infringement with American Vandal. I guess send some hate mail to sodaranking@lahsnews.gov or something boring like that.
Dear Tiff, I keep writing into an advice column for help, but he never gives any good advice. Do you know any better advice column? - Tiff
Apparently I have to keep it school appropriate, so I hear "You Smell Like Poop" is a great advice column.
If you have any questions you would like Tiff to answer, please email them to Tiffsfakeadvice@lahsnews.gov
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